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261: The Year The Rats Came [Not Yet Rated] [183 views]
Sometime during my sixth grade year, the rats came. We had a rat infestation. An unhealthy rat plague! I recall this as one of the most frustrating years of my mother's and my life....
[Article ID - 93364] || Wordcount: 471 || In Category: Humor || full article

262: Shouldn't Meditation Be Spelled MMMMMeditation? [Not Yet Rated] [161 views]
I think I figured out what causes road rage in LA. When people are driving, they can't close their eyes and meditate....
[Article ID - 93344] || Wordcount: 415 || In Category: Humor || full article

263: Where Does the Expression "Sleep Tight" Come From? [Not Yet Rated] [217 views]
We have all heard the old saying of "sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite". Since this is incredibly gross, let's just focus on the first part. Tight is a word that can be used to mean so many things in slang. But even with the language changes over the years, sleep tight is still a good wish of sorts....
[Article ID - 92790] || Wordcount: 524 || In Category: Humor || full article

264: Do Sayings Go Without Saying? [Not Yet Rated] [170 views]
Although I don't know where the expression "take you to the cleaners" comes from, I know it means to fleece someone - which makes sense. If you wash fleece it will shrink. It should be taken to the cleaners....
[Article ID - 92768] || Wordcount: 416 || In Category: Humor || full article

265: There is no Security with Shaking Ground, Mad... [Not Yet Rated] [185 views]
We can never totally isolate ourselves from evil,risk, threat and bad things in general. Rather than worry about it we should get out and about and enjoy life and not be obsessed with creating a no risk environment. Besides, there is no such animal....
[Article ID - 92725] || Wordcount: 936 || In Category: Humor || full article

266: Parents Wanted - No Experience Required? [Not Yet Rated] [169 views]
Parents with children under age sixteen are lucky. Their children can't drive them crazy. In fact, their children don't have licenses to drive them anywhere. Parents, however, don't have licenses to be parents of children any age....
[Article ID - 92488] || Wordcount: 410 || In Category: Humor || full article

267: Does A Face-Lift Make You Taller? [Not Yet Rated] [161 views]
If lots of face-lifts are free, looking up at the night sky to watch a falling star must qualify as a free face-lift....
[Article ID - 92284] || Wordcount: 418 || In Category: Humor || full article

268: What's The Cost Of Beauty? [Not Yet Rated] [167 views]
New beauty products are being tested every day, but how? I've never seen a guinea pig or a rat with wrinkles....
[Article ID - 92077] || Wordcount: 420 || In Category: Humor || full article

269: Lessons in Life We Can Learn from Ugly Women with... [Not Yet Rated] [165 views]
It's true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but sometimes deflecting focus away from ugliness actually makes one relatively prettier....
[Article ID - 92075] || Wordcount: 845 || In Category: Humor || full article

270: What Makes A Good Day Better? [Not Yet Rated] [147 views]
Every day above ground is a good day. Having a siren-blaring, police car speed past you when you realize you're driving over the speed limit makes a good day better....
[Article ID - 91646] || Wordcount: 421 || In Category: Humor || full article


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